Friday, October 30, 2009

quick quick quick.....

Quick puzzle

Thr are 25 horses in a stable.
On a given track only 5 can race at a time.
You dont have a watch to time them.

What is the minimum number of races you wud conduct to name your top 3 horses ?

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Indias Got Talent.

Its 3 36 am !!! and I am still awake: let me say wide awake.
I was watching some videos on youtube : Indias got Talent show: semi finals.
Amazing. Simply amazing.
I just cant stop myself from watching these people perform. Kya talent hai , ohh my god. Strangely more or less all of them come from a not-so-settled background! yet they have a junoon...that josh to push the limits and do something creative.
People, if you haven't watched it as of now then pls with no further adieu, pls do so.
Log on to youtube and put in "Indias got talent" check out some of the episodes and I promise you wont regret.

Specially this special group from Orissa: Prince Dance group.
They are super innovative:mind blowing co-ordination and a one of kind choreography ! hats off to these guys.

Here is there first performance Youtube link and here is the second Youtube link.

If you are from US !!! and if you have seen the BLUE MAN SHOW !!! man o man.
This BLUE MAN GROUP here makes so much money and fame ...I believe if this Prince Dance group gets even 10% of the attention, m sure they are sure to rise and make it BIG...I wish that they soon get thr well deserved NAME.

Saturday, August 08, 2009

Random

Ok guys, if you appreciate the kind of comedy in "Bheja Fry" movie then I bet you would like this too.
Check out this amazing item
Youtube Link

hehe I know its random but I just thought to put it down here.

Now that m on this video sharing point..let me also point you to this nasty comedy sequence from SRKs movies...Its not SRK playing the comedian ( I wonder if he can !!)but this motu guy..Youtube Link

Isnt that mind blowing..I literally start crying by the end of this video..Believe me for 5 mins guys and bear this video, starting me thoda normal lagta hai but by the end you are bound to cry..hehe

And now wandering of to this other video: amazing song and some simple but well executed dance steps !!!! Nice one.
Youtube Link

Alrighty guys m goona run for a quick round of RacquetBall. I dont know why I had this urge to share with you these three videos. Have listened to this dance song atleast thrice in last 15 mins.

Njoy your weekend..



Mood: FESTIVE !!! dont know y !!!
Song : Tu hi hai mera pyar mahiya....(I already gave the link for da song... )

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Sach ka Samna

Having desi tv here in US has its own pros and cons...On one hand desi tv has got so many interesting things to enjoy. But that's not where it ends, I have observed this recent increase in REAL life shows.We recently enjoyed Roadies to its fullest. The masti, the competition, those meaningless fights and much more...It was all fun.

If that was not enough , thr was this other show on Mtv: Splits villa !!
One hell of a stupid show with loads of young guys and gals competing to get to the top..This show really got dirty in like 2 episodes and we stopped following.

The other day my friend told me about another addition to this list
"Rakhi ka Swamyamwer:: Yes , yes, this show does precisely what it says.
Rakhi is looking for his Dude and apparently she claims that she is going to marry the winner.Now that's a real classy act.I really do not wish to spare any more time on this show...I do want to confess tho: I definitely want to see one episode !!! dekhe to kis kis level ki harkate hoti hai yaha pe.

Neways its almost as if it was not enough, one more show has come up.
SACH ka Samna...sounds interesting !! Well it sure is.Very Very Interesting.
For those who dont know, its another 21 question-answer session: one who does it all wins a hefty sum.This time around its not the usual "slumdog Millionaire" types.

The contestant is asked about 21 questions during this show. They connect some ultra high tech devices and track his brain waves/bp/ and what now.All this is analysed to see if he or she is speaking truth: The show is "Sach ka Samna" and as you guessed if you tell a lie: you are busted , show ends..its time to go home.
Sounds simple..and yeah interesting to watch ..

BUT....
This show gets real nasty. No kidding.The questions get so personal. I wonder how come these people answer such questions.Even if they are telling the truth , they are putting on line everything they have...the most imp part of life : relations !
Questions range from
: have you ever lied in front of your parents ?
to
: Do you wish to divorce your husband ?

: Do you think your mom dad gave you , your share of love ?
to
: Do you have an affair with your brother in law !

and that level is just an average level of intimacy ! The show claims it gets more intimate as they get closer to the big buck ! now come on man...it cant get any worse.Anyways, for whatever reason people come to this show : I feel its sick.
I had a discussion with Vandita the other day as to why this show is ridiculous.
Yes it gives one opportunity to get out some truths out but hey..is that at the price of your relations ! yeah ...Show producers are milking these naive contestants.
They call in contestant that have peculiar life..very peculiar, Out of the 3 shows we have seen : all the 8/9 contestants have had very hard times in thr lives.
Marriage issues :Divorce / parents split / second marriage/ job issues and what not.
First of all I don't get : y such people show up..you have problems with your life..stay back ..relax , try to sort it out..give it a shot..if it doesn't work let it go.Y do you guys want to contest in such shows and vent out more venom for your "once close" friends/relatives...y !!!Its not going to fetch them any good..yes you stand a chance to win the lumsum prize but at what price...what use is that money if you don't have your loved ones around to enjoy it.. May god help them think and decide what is good for them.

We got really involved while watching few of the shows. This lady was filled with so much negativity in her childhood that all she thinks right now is how sad the world is and how bad people can be to her.We felt bad that Y such people show up on this show..all her family members are sitting in front of the camera(on the show) and tearing apart each others image/relation. I felt really bad today for these people.

I hope we get to see less on the same lines.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Chaddi Pahalwaan

This is embarrassing , I KNOW , but its funny too....so m not going to be that SHY types and post it out as it is.This is an exceprt from a story that I narrated " TRUE " STORY...today morning .Something very unusual happened to me this morning. FUNNY as hell ..but crazy like never before..I am not going to alter a single word but paste it as it is...
Hope no1 gets into this situation ever.....

Following is the chat log ....



09:57:13 AMOL KOTHARI : in JS.. for not equal to should we use != or !== ?
10:05:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite guys are you ready to listen to the funniest shi**st story of the month
10:07:11 AMIT MALANI : !==
10:07:35 CHAITANYA CSK : go ahead nikhil.... make my day
10:07:38 AMIT MALANI : bol de NM
10:07:48 AMOL KOTHARI : bol NM.. bol NM.. bol NM..
10:07:52 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite if we have enugh audience
10:07:58 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : let me start
10:08:01 AMOL KOTHARI : (to the tune of bol Lkahan.. bol Lakhan)
10:08:17 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : have you ever been locked out of your apmnt ?
10:08:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : in the morning ? at 6 45 ...am ...
10:08:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : ( **** specially when you had only BARE MINIMUM clothes ON ******)
10:09:25 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I really mean BARE MINIMUM
10:09:41 AMOL KOTHARI : go on.. this could get interesting...
10:09:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : isnt this interesting enugh
10:10:00 AMOL KOTHARI : ok wats bare minimum
10:10:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : is grp me ladkiyan hai
10:10:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahahah damn I cant blve this hapnd today morning
10:10:37 AMOL KOTHARI : boxers mai?
10:10:38 JITESH DANI : he he
10:10:41 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : yes
10:10:46 JITESH DANI : and then you went down to the reception
10:10:50 JITESH DANI : to get the keys/
10:10:51 AMOL KOTHARI : depends wat kind ..
10:10:55 JITESH DANI : ha hah a
10:10:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : not so NICE kind
10:11:02 AMOL KOTHARI : can you send a pic or something
10:11:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I wanted to but I dint have a thing other than my boxer
10:11:21 RUCHI NAIK : why did you get out of your apt in boxers?
10:11:25 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I didnt
10:11:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i stepped a foot out by mistake
10:11:33 RUCHI NAIK : vandita pushed you out??
10:11:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and BANG the door closed on me
10:11:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I knew vandita had just got in that elevator which I saw closing in front of me
10:12:07 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I shouted like crazy but the door had closed till then
10:12:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I ran to the elevator door but it was late
10:12:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and now m standing in my building lobby in my B*:
10:12:40 RUCHI NAIK : so then you sprinted down the stairs?
10:12:40 AMOL KOTHARI : hehehe... so you ran after her on the streets in your boxers
10:13:11 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I called other elevator coz Its literally impossbile to catch on stairs : specially whe its 38 floors
10:13:27 RUCHI NAIK : yes point
10:13:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but getting down in elevator in that dress
10:13:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : at 6 45 when everyone is out thr rushing for office
10:13:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it wud have been amazing
10:13:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so I dropped the plan
10:14:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then thot of knocking on my frnds apmnt
10:14:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but then I remembered he is marreid
10:14:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that idea too dropped
10:14:38 AMOL KOTHARI : man this story has a good suspense too..
10:14:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so only option was to run down and try and catch vandita bfr she gets on the bus that starts right in front of my apmnt
10:14:51 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so thr you go
10:14:57 AMOL KOTHARI : kya nikhil apne ghar mai waapis ghus paayega.. ya uski izzat ki dhajjiya udegi?
10:15:05 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : Nikhil was all the way runing 38 floors down
10:15:14 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : in his amaaizng suite
10:15:17 AMOL KOTHARI : wow... 38 flrs down...
10:15:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:15:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : RUNING
10:15:27 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : coz i HAD to catch her
10:15:37 AMOL KOTHARI : u ran.. not the elevator..
10:15:51 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : Dude elevator me 38 floor se niche jate jate kum se kum 15 log aate
10:15:55 RUCHI NAIK : elevator me log hote na
10:16:09 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and it wud have been amazing if any1 saw me in taht fashion
10:16:20 RUCHI NAIK : you could have stared at the ceiling and not made eye contact with anybody
10:16:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so anways i RUN DOWN
10:16:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i HAD NEVER TAKEN THIS STAIRCASE SO WAS HOPING THAT THIS STAIRCASE OPENS UP at a decent spot
10:16:57 RUCHI NAIK :
10:17:07 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I WAS WRONG
10:17:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it opes on the street straight washington street
10:17:33 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and that tooo: puts on an alarm if you open the EXIT IN FIRE SITUATION DOOR
10:17:33 JITESH DANI : he ehe
10:17:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i was like WOW
10:17:50 RUCHI NAIK : wow what a grand entry you made
10:17:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : no i dint
10:18:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I was like vandita to ab tak nikal gayi hogi for sure
10:18:12 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so no use rushing out
10:18:18 JITESH DANI : abhi suspense chal raha hai...
10:18:20 JITESH DANI : wow
10:18:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i tried to find another exit
10:18:30 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : NONE
10:18:34 JITESH DANI : damn
10:18:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so went up 2 floors
10:18:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : peeking business to enter in to the lobby at 2nd floor
10:19:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : So many people damn it
10:19:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:19:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I waited at that stair case for like 15 mins atleast
10:19:29 AMOL KOTHARI : i like the use of the 'wtf' s in ur story.. to depict ur state of mind.. good
10:19:41 JITESH DANI : he he
10:19:45 JITESH DANI : bindast jane kaa usme kya hai
10:19:49 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and was wating desperately to get intot the lobby when thrs no one
10:19:54 JITESH DANI : kuch nahi farak padta
10:20:01 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : haha
10:20:23 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so anways I was fortunate to time my entry into the lobby
10:20:26 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : thrs no1 !
10:20:30 JITESH DANI : wow
10:20:33 JITESH DANI : and then?
10:20:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then I call the elevator
10:20:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : thankfully no one thr too
10:20:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I was like WHOPPIE
10:20:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so get in the elevator
10:21:03 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then the task was biger
10:21:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : had to go to the front desk
10:21:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : jaha pe sab log next bus ka intezaaar karte hai
10:21:22 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so had to wait thr in the mail room
10:21:35 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : for 5 more mins hoping everyone gets on the next bus
10:21:37 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and they did
10:21:50 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I ran to the front desk : right in his compartment
10:22:00 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and M like dude yu know whats the problem
10:22:01 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN :
10:22:15 JITESH DANI : ha ha
10:22:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : he was like DUDE you rock
10:22:27 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m like I KNOW
10:22:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : asked him for anything to put on
10:22:51 RUCHI NAIK : what did he have?
10:22:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and fortunatley he had a spare jeans !
10:22:59 JITESH DANI : ha hah aha ha a
10:23:00 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : he was supposed to go out today after work
10:23:01 JITESH DANI : ha ahha haha h a
10:23:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so he had this jeans
10:23:11 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m like you are the MAN
10:23:12 JITESH DANI : which he gave to you
10:23:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I put on that thing
10:23:22 JITESH DANI : yeh dhamal story hai
10:23:24 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and thr was a sigh of relief
10:23:28 JITESH DANI : kal ke akhbar mein aana chahie
10:23:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : )))))
10:23:36 RUCHI NAIK : i know
10:23:43 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : then it was normal
10:23:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i dint have my shirt on but who cares
10:23:50 JITESH DANI : uske paas extra key tha?
10:23:54 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : salman ka dude hu mai
10:24:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : then he got me into the community room
10:24:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : whr I watched TV
10:24:18 JITESH DANI : yeh baat
10:24:19 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : played pool for 1 hour
10:24:23 RUCHI NAIK : hahahahhaha all this while i thought you alteast had a tshirt on!!
10:24:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaha you wish
10:24:49 RUCHI NAIK : why did you play games ? he didnt have a spare key?
10:24:57 JITESH DANI : nahi hota hai I think
10:24:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : no only office has it
10:25:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it opens at 8 3
10:25:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : 8 30
10:26:14 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : once i had the jeans i was safe
10:26:41 AMOL KOTHARI : lets all stand at our desk and applaud NM...
10:26:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I cant blve all this hapnd
10:26:55 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : 45 mins of drama
10:26:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:27:18 RUCHI NAIK : i can imagine you running from one potted plant to another trying to save your modesty. hahahahahahah
10:27:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I actaully did
10:27:38 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : to get in the lobby at 2nd floor was a steal
10:27:43 JITESH DANI : second floor wala idea acha tha
10:27:55 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahaha i skipped one minor detail
10:27:58 JITESH DANI : uther see elevator mein koi nahi aaya woh jyada acha tha
10:27:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : abhi woh bhi bol deta hu
10:28:07 JITESH DANI : koi to mila beechmein
10:28:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : when I got in the second floor lobby
10:28:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : woh to time theek tha coz i had already waited for atelast 15 mins at the stair case so that everyone had left
10:28:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but when i got in : called the elevator
10:28:54 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : first elevator that came had people in it
10:28:59 JITESH DANI :
10:29:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahahha so I was standing on the other side CHOOP k
10:29:12 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that no1 sees me
10:29:16 JITESH DANI : he he hee
10:29:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and as son as I saw some1 say: any1 thr : ( from the elvator)
10:29:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i did not get in
10:29:33 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hehehe
10:29:39 RUCHI NAIK : hahahahhaah
10:29:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that elevator went by
10:29:53 RUCHI NAIK : sometimes ppl dont say that and just stand patiently so you took a chance the second time
10:30:10 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahaha nahi i knew this elevator wud come in next at 2nd floor
10:30:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i was sure this time
10:30:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i jumped in it when the next time it came
10:31:03 RUCHI NAIK : did you return him back his jeans?
10:31:18 JITESH DANI : usko ek gift dena diwali pee
10:31:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : kal mast dho k return karoonga
10:31:31 JITESH DANI : bakshish
10:31:31 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I really want to write a blog on this
10:31:39 RUCHI NAIK : to wo shaam ko kaise bahar jayega? boxers mein?
10:31:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaa
10:31:45 JITESH DANI : he he ehe eh
10:31:49 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : RUCHI masti mat kar
10:31:52 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : mai hyper hu
10:31:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaaha
10:32:07 JITESH DANI : tera blog kafi famous ho jayega
10:33:02 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m mostly sure that I did justice to my "10:05:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite guys are you ready to listen to the funniest shi**st story of the month"
10:34:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m stilll in the same panic mode

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Fantasy Cricket...

Yeah I think its about time to join the fantasy Cricket.
It was grt fun with the last season and blve me if yu want to be part of this high voltage excitement look up on google groups for "bawas fantasy cricket".

Join in and we can have loads of fun...
Its just another initiative to get people on board and look forward for some fun and masti...

Pls join once and and I am positive yu wud not regret...
Bawa

Monday, March 23, 2009

Mhajatla me

That stands for "The real 'me' in myself"

The marathi line definiltey makes more impact than its english translation.
yes thats the topic that my dad was discussing with me the other day.

Looks like hes upto a new venture. Writing his second book
M so proud of my dad, he comes up with amazing ideas, I wish I could be like him..

neways so this last weekend, I called him early morning: just like that to see whats going on at Nagpur and damn he asks me if he can read me thru some of his lines that hes been working on. I obviously ask him to walk me thru his thing...
and I am so happy that I did that :)

next 15 mins I had the time of my life. I was so happy to listen to him and to be frank I did learn a lesson: have heard/read this so many times yet this time when it came from dads mouth: it suddenly made so much sense.

Since Saturday, I have been trying : every morning that I wake up I try and say it to myself , out loud and clear: Hey what a nice day , Good morning and start da day with a smile and a cheerful setting !

It sure has made a difference.
Lets see how it goes from here.Thanks dad for reminding me this golden truth.
and yes I am waiting desperately to read his book !


btw, Did I not write here bfr :D
yessss mom dad are coming to US ..April 10 to July 29th !!!!
Countdown begins...

Sunday, July 27, 2008

3 years in US...

These last few days have been really hectic. Time is flying ..
With a blissful engaged life, added responsibilities ,career concerns and associated struggle and hard work.. everything has been piled up and 24hours really seem less.

With so much to do , so much to look forward to ..I nearly fgt this day..27th July..
Today I will be completing 3 yrs in US...I can definitely say its been a whirlwind experience..I was waiting for this day since a while. In the first week of July I was planning to write up something specially dedicated to these 3 years of my life.

and as I sad it can be..Today m really feeling bad that I cannot devote as much time and energy that I really wanted to write an article for this day. Anyways, my dad called me write now saying "beta tula jaaon aaa 3 wersha jhale" I could definitely feel the heat in thr..He was really feeling sad about this whole thing. At least I guess so..it was not about my career/life it was me being away from the family..these few imp years when I really should be with them....

anyways, I wonder if all this is the best that I could offer them for all that they have done for me..sacrificed for my well being.. I wish I can go back to des as soon as possible and be with them for time to come, compensate for the lost times...

Apart from this front, life seems to have been playing a fair game. Looks green for now,I hope it does. Apart from all the good things that I have witnessed I believe meeting my life partner has been the biggest and most important phase. Soon we will be completing 1 year of committed relationship. Cant believe but its True..it feels just yesterday that we met and next month it will be one full yr !! I am so happy that I found her. She has been a loving/caring and one of the most understanding person in my life. She accepts Nikhil, with his my eccentric traits and even praises a few of them that even I wonder ..why ??? I love you dear..

All in all it will be difficult to phrase my feelings in words....
Happy for being with my partner, Vandita, and having a blissful life.
Sad for not being with aai , baba , ketki and aaji..I miss you all..love you loads..

lets see what life has in store for us in the coming year..



PS: few days back my frnd forwarded this link:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nXcNcvmy-Tg
It has indeed touched me in a very subtle way.

Monday, July 21, 2008

US life.. 2

***Had writn this Blog long time ago..it was just saved and never published..Today was just cleaning my blog portal and wanted to post this one as it is..***



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I am like the most FUKAT guy ever.
It was a hectic week altogether. Got up on friday around 7 am. was about to go for bath when it struck me about an I day...alrite I day in my office is " Sick - ill day " . nd yu can take as many number of I days in a year as yu want.( until your manager really looks back at you :P)
So took this holiday and totally had a ball at my place. basically did nothing and spent one day full at home doing NOHTING. So unlike what I am ..but yeah it was a welcome change.

Neways recently we had this huge discussion at our daily chore of evening walk. We all were talking against us :) .... Amazing aint it

So here it goes. Recently everyones family members are kinda looking for marriage. Everyone wants to get their son/daughter get married like asap. They want us to get serious on this topic and look "AROUND". Now when someone asks them how thr son/daughter is?? they start with thr whole thing..Yeah yeah every mom thinks that hes got the best son and every dad thinks that hes son is like the brightest kid around rather only guy with all the qualities bestowed. Not that its thr fault probably every parent thinks that way. Even they are totally aware that there are guys who are far too much talented than thr son, they kinda ignore that fact pretty nicely. nd they are good at it. So anyways, in this whole confusion of whether we are good or not..one question popped in our discussion.

Mom dad apart. Given a condition, that my friend has a sister. His family thinks that I am "good" guy and approaches my family for the same. NOW that my friend knows me so NICELY..he knows what I think ..what I do ...what I crave for ...what goes in my mind forever..he totally knows me...he has been an accomplice in all my crimes or atleast witnessed everyone of them. He knows how irresponsible I can be.. how spendthrift I can be !!!!! he knows all my "vices".. Would he still recommend that I am "good" guy !!!

After the heated debate we all decide that we wont and wud never suggest each other for our own sisters :))))

FRANK, that we are !!!!

Cheers

Monday, June 30, 2008

Somehting we learnt while in our schools...The IF factor..

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!


--Rudyard Kipling

Saturday, April 26, 2008

wht she feels about me :((((

अब क्या बताएं मम्मी/दोस्तों !! वैसे लड़का हीरा है हीरा ! कमाने का क्या है अब आदमी जुए में रोज़ रोज़ तो जीत नहीं सकता है, कभी हांर भी जाता है| लेकीन लड़के की कीसमत बहुत अच्छी है| कभी कुछ बुरा नहीं कहता है| हाँ लेकीन दारू ऐसी चीज़ है की 1 बार अन्दर गयी तो फीर अच्छे बुरे का कहाँ धयान रहता है| वैसे ये ज्यादा दारू भी नहीं पीता लेकीन जब भी वो नाचने वाली के पास जाता है तो पता नहीं इसे क्या हो जाता है...पीता ही चला जाता है, कनट्रोल ही नहीं कर पाता है! मैं तो कहती हूँ की रीशते के लीए मुझे इससे अच्छा लड़का मिळना मुश्कील है| हाँ बस घर का ठीकाना नही है| उसका क्या है आज नहीं तो कल वो भी हो जायेगा| लेकीन लड़का हीरा है हीरा |

Thursday, March 27, 2008

To the added responsibility

Its been more than 1 year working with Bloomberg and man was it not an amazing experience !! From the initial hiccups and trying to understand the environment to handling responsibilities, its been a whirlwind learning experience.

Today I got my first PARENT TREQ - Bloomberg lingo for a new project.
Not that I wasnt working for the past whole year but this time its more of a full blown project.Arranging meetings with clients/Business side/managers, gathering requirements ohh man it was fun.

Lets see how all this works out...

Cheers.

Sunday, December 02, 2007

If at all this phase ends ?

Not that, I am waiting desperately for this phase to go away....

Often times I just wonder does this phase ever ends ?
The phase when yu think of learning/doing/preparing for "something" so as to attain your "Next Brand New GOAL", yeah isnt it True, this crippy beast name "GOAL" just keeps on changing. It manifests itself in such not so forgettable manner that , more than often times, we tend to keep working towards it.

I do not recall exactly how hard my mom-dad must have tried to to get me into this studying business when I was a kid and by kid I mean a real kid like KG1 - KG2 types. From whatever lil I know about myself, one thing is for sure, I was definitely not one of those top ranking nerds in class. I was one of thos Back-Benchers who often shared the "Taaj" for "Baata-meej_kala_dhabba kind kids.

Its been a long journey since then. So much has gone by, nd so much is yet to come,
Yet I believe, only one thing has remained constant, DESIRE to do "something"...
This somehting word has gone places and makes me go places.

It was my dad who used to instruct me about this "entity".
Things have changed since then and now its me, myself who is searching for that next "something". More than the search it is more of a realisation in process .....

I wonder does this ever ends ? Does this search for that lil something ever reaches its "final destination" !!! I wish it does. Life without that lil something is goona be so boring with only mundane stuff to be taken care of.

As much as I always need the NEXT GOAL in my mind, I also wish to bath in the joy of my current Destination, coz no matter how small it might seem right now, it was once my "NEXT SOMETHING"

Sunday, November 04, 2007

HUMANMETRICS ...

Hey guys..
Just came accross this link and thought Ill share it wid yu.

You might have seen like a billion os such links..but the explanation these guys gave was amazing.

Chk it out for yurself.
http://humanmetrics.com/


Heres what they said for me :)
http://keirsey.com/handler.aspx?s=keirsey&f=fourtemps&tab=2&c=provider

and here
http://typelogic.com/esfj.html


Current Song :" Tumse hi "
Tum se hi


Cheers ...

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Bhule Bisre Geet ....:P 22) Yeh Andar ki baat hain

It was a serene riverwalk today, calm and peacefull, but dint really last for long :)
Soon we were laughing and getting all nostalgic ( tho not that sad nostalgic but happy nostalgic), and now without any more ado Ill take you straight to the topic..

Old advertisements !!! and by that I mean age old ads, that used to come on Doordarshan. Slowly Doordarshan went away and Star / Zee / Sony stepped in. Interestingly they totally took care of the Adversiment tradition.

I remember those days when we guys used to flip channels during those 2 min add breaks. Now I fail to understand, that, what was the fun in doing that but I can bet, everyone in his/her age did tat. And not even a single parent exits on the face of this earth who dint shout for that 2 min channel surfing :D

Here are some of them which I am sure can bring back some sweet memories for you.
It did work for me :)

How about this...
I give yu the theme and yu try to rack your brains and tell me what they stand for :D


1) Yeh "-------------" ka majboot jod hai ...
tootega nahi !!!!
( **rembr that Bus filled with a zillion pple on it ** )

2)Aaj kal toh bade chaahye hue ho TV pe , "---------" aur kyaa kyaa
Jee Shukryaa .
Vahaan toh kehte ho kee hameshaa tayaar rehtaa hoon , aaj kahaan hai tumhaaraa dibba?(One popular interviewer on TV ...forgot his name)
Toh yeh kyaa hai
Ek se kyaa sub ko khilaaoge( A Female )
Toh aap bhee leejiye
Arey saab meraa kyaa hogaa (*A TALL MAN *)
Toh aap do leejiye
AUR MERE LIYE(**AN EVEN TALLER MAN WITH BEARD **)
Jalaal takes out the complete strip of pouches from his pocket .

hehehe


3) The ad in which the kid runs away from home and the maali sees him at the station. The maali tells him ki "maa ne jalebi banai hai".... The drooling kid says .. "jalebiii"
He gets home and he is eating the jalebis and his mom asks him.. "abh bhaag ke nahi jaana kya?"
While eating the jalebis the kid says.. "jaana toh hai...."
And his dad says... "haan.. lekin bees-pachees saal baad"

( now that was really really sweet ..aint it)

4)
Aur yeh match kee aakhri gaynd
Aur yeh lagaa sixer
"-----" fir vijayee huee.
"-----" , khoob likhaayee
Isne lambi umar hai paayee.
Bonded lead vaaleee "-----"

5)
Meri jaan meri jaan murgi ke ande
khana meri jaan meri jaan murgi ke ande
omlette khilaoo fried khilaoo boiled khilaoo
khilaoo murgi ke murgi ke ande hi ande.

6)
Jab mai chota ladka thaa
badi sharaarat kartaa tha
meri chori pakdi jaati
Jab roshan hota "----"

Ab mai bilkul buda hoon
goli khaa kar jeeta hoon
meri chori pakdi jaati
Jab roshan hota "----"


7) How about this :
Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar, aap main aur ....

hehe now that ad definitely makes sense :D

8) hahaa and I really liked this one..

"jyada khaogee.. mot ho jaogee...
I dont care.... " I DONT CARE ...

hhaahha guess kafi ladkiyon ki favrt line bhi ban gayi thi !!

9)
"Yeh Andar ki baat hain"

hehehe :P

10)
the buland bharat ki buland tasveer .....hamara "-----"
( it was a good fmaily addddd )

11) Hum "------------" peene waalon ki baat hi kuchh aur hai....

12)
Aayi aayi "----" ki bahar
"-----" toothpaste se hum subko hain pyar
Daton ka ye dost hain, masoodon ka yeh yaar
Swad bhi dekho kitni taaza kitni khusboodaar.

13)arey yeh ..."----" nahi janta :D hehee

14)
kya tum mujh se shadee karogee?
shadee aur tumse kabhi nahin :X :P

15)Dhundte rah jaoge -----------------"

16)
pyaar hua ikraar hua hai
pyaar se phir kyun darta hai dil :P

17) now this one was really really nice...one gal dancing around i blve..
"Kuchh khaas hai..hum sabhi mein... kuchh baat hai..zindagi mein...khaas hai...baat hai...kya swaad hai..."

18)How about this bit crooked ad :P
Grandmother to daughter - "Aga kay zhaala?" (what happened?)
Mother to granddaughter -" Bal radat hota" (baby was crying)
Grandmother-"De tyala kanpativar...tu lahan astana me pun tula Kanpatat marat hoti"

hahahah obviosuly they dint say that in the actual one :P

19)KARRAM KURRAM.....hein hein hein( one ugly man with real bad teeths laughs and eats....)
( lets see who comes up with this one hehehe :P )

20) dekho bhul na jana "-----" lana

and heres the last one ( I guess )..
21)Dikhavon pe na jao. Apni akal lagao.


Current Mood: Already smilling with this blog on cards
Current Song: Teri Aaakhen Bhool bhulaaiyan ( I am loving this song )

chk this out..
http://www.dhingana.com/albums.php?value=MjQ2NA%3D%3D

I love the original song..its kinda notty.,...
and the other one ..remix is total masti..
**chk out "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMdRVZovyhg"
( I ll play this song on my engmnt in any case and make a point to get down on floor and dance )

alrite...Peace :)

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Being Contended ....

It was only yesterday that I was sitting in the Lab at South Carolina and getting done with some programming assignemnt or more so preparing for midterm....nd its tday. So much has gone by so much has already occurred and looks like much more is about to :)

From being jobless to working in one of the well known financial firm ...from wasting time in the worthless conversations to talking to real life Clients ( Bloomberg Clients )...from being SINGLE to being Committed, everything has changed , and Luckily , changed for the better.

Though, every change in the life style has lead to some change in my personality, the biggest change has been the one from SINGLE - > Committed status. It all feels different. It all feels wonderful. Life looks more stable to me now.

From a mere orkut frnd-> Yahoo chat -> phone conversations..it just clicked.
and I am utmost happy that IT DID.

For now I feel really really content with all that has happened. It couldn't have been any more better. Just wanted to jot down this feeling that I am having rite now...this feeling of being contended with what I am ....what I have...everything..

One fine day in future, I would want to read this and feel contended then , about being contended all the way .............


Cheers.

Mood : Contended :)
Song : Strangely, this video channel just played, Somebody's me, by Enrique, Sweet song.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Was that ...9/11 again !!!!

First thought that ran thru my mind "Ooooh My god..Is it 9/11 again. ? "
nd I would be lying if I say that I was alone when that chill ran down my spine.

Its 5 25 pm here at 59 th street. I come down to my office exit, walk out of the building and all I see is people lined up, shouting , few running around, cops patrolling. I turn around and all I see is SMOKE....Its 42nd street - Lex Avenue ( Times Square around if that rings a bell ). Man whatever it was, it made us think ...and we guys shouted ....DONT TELL ME...... 9/11 again !!!

Fortunately in two mins it was clear it wasnt the case that some high rise was comin down. Gave us a ray of hope , We are SAFE. But all the traffic was down , pple running around like crazy , shouting for help , cop cars blaring loud alarms, all those beaming lights flashing ! It was crazy , it was scary. People were vacating the whole area.One of our friends suggested we better leave the area and head back home and be safe. More than half of our gang agreed but for two guys. How could I possibly leave the area w/o knowing what was going on ...w/o checking out the whole scene from like real close ! Thankfully I had one mre crazy guy in our grp who dint want to go home bt NEAR that SMOKY area. So off we were in a flash. It all happened in a whisker, some of us left for home, two guys decided to stay back thr and watch whats going on and me nd my frnd decided to head towards the actual SITE.

Traffic Blocked. more than half of them were running away from the "area" but we two were not the only two crazy guys around, we had other bunch of people who were also heading in the not-so-correct direction. in 10 mins around we were at 44 st street and was it not, one hell of a moment. All yu can see in front or rather you cant see is the Chrysler Building ( guess more than 50 Floor high ) coz its totally engulfed in smoke. Apparently one of the transformer below had exploded. The amount of smoke made it clear that it was not a normal step up/dwn one but some massive piece of shit. Along with that, one steam carrying pipeline also exploded and so things were going outa hand. Before we knew, the area was a mess. Everyone scatterd, hundreds of ambulance, thousands of cops with all the honking horns and atleast a dozen Choppers circling the area. It wasnt a total 9/11 thing but nothing less than that. Everyone was fearing if some building is comin down !!! It was crazy and scared the shit out of everyone.

Whole of the area was covered with Cops, reporters, life guards, special force cops and choppers..It was kinda disastrous look with all the smoke and steam climbing up the buildings.
I took video/ pics which ill soon upload.

The whole thing continued for about 2 hours with cops pushing further the Barricade limits and reporters taking onsite interviews and giving it total MOVIE like look( volcano/ earthquake types) with only difference that LIFE TOLL was real in this case :( . Though its being said that incident resulted in one casualty and 20 injured, still its goona be only tomrw morning when things bcme clear.

It was a event that did shook us. It was totally worth witnessing. This third angle narration is just not comparable to the 1st angle view that we had. They arent lying when they say ," NY>>>its one hell of a happening place."

It all looks different and worth witnessing now, with all excitemnt and glamour ......now that we are SAFE.....I wonder wat would have been the case during 9/11 .

Monday, July 09, 2007

Whos yur daddiess

It reminds me of the time when we used to play "Play Station" back in our Masters busy schedule !!! every time we played this game (four at a time ) with all that shouting and enthusiasm nd leg pulling, the guy who used to fire the best shot or shoot the max number of targets used to shout... "heyyy...WHOS yur Daadies " and
others are like " aey rook rey next game me mil ...tu aa bas ..tu aa to :P "
never really knew how much imp this phrase was..

Anyways the reason I bring up this is for a reason.
Today on the way back home I met this guy in subway ..Desi working with me on the same floor that I do. We got into discussion about Bloomberg and y we are working for the company.....why what where and all. I came to know that this guys from IIM - C. nd I always respect these IIM guys..those sharp shoooters and those people who do good in these kinda exams and shine rite in thr childhood...always wanted to be one of them but apparently I was not up to my studies back then ! Neways these guys always stand inspring to me in thr own lil ways..

I was a lil surprised to see a IIM guy working for Bloomberg that too in S/W side !!! so we had this discussion and man ..was I not impressed. These guys are just too much .

They precisely know what they want from thr life..
They totally understand how they need to work on the current to get to thr future ..
They JUST KNOW IT .

not that I dont know what m doing or whr m going...bt they just impress me .

Thr is just enugh to learn from each and every one of them. Well the fact is recently I was getting this vicarious feeling that yeah its going good with me and probably I have attained what I wanted to !!! probably m standing good the place whr I am !!!

bt yu know what its always good to talk to these guys who are yu know SMART and who are always fired up ..yu get to know that come what may...do whatever yu can ..attain all the success that yu can ....be as happy as yu can about yurself...

yu will always find sme1...who can say ..whos yur daddies :)

Guess its always goona stay with me/us

find yur daddies pple...will help yu scale higher n higher in life !

Thursday, June 28, 2007

rite from my room....






olrite so this is my apmnt..took this pic form my window...I love to be over here and laze around. blve me it only gets nicer as the evening fades and night dawns..



Garden...Tennis courts...and the riverfront...
The hut thats visible rite away is the best place to have a dinner with anarrangement for Barbecue parties....(yet to have one)








Cheers !!








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