Sunday, November 04, 2007

HUMANMETRICS ...

Hey guys..
Just came accross this link and thought Ill share it wid yu.

You might have seen like a billion os such links..but the explanation these guys gave was amazing.

Chk it out for yurself.
http://humanmetrics.com/


Heres what they said for me :)
http://keirsey.com/handler.aspx?s=keirsey&f=fourtemps&tab=2&c=provider

and here
http://typelogic.com/esfj.html


Current Song :" Tumse hi "
Tum se hi


Cheers ...

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Bhule Bisre Geet ....:P 22) Yeh Andar ki baat hain

It was a serene riverwalk today, calm and peacefull, but dint really last for long :)
Soon we were laughing and getting all nostalgic ( tho not that sad nostalgic but happy nostalgic), and now without any more ado Ill take you straight to the topic..

Old advertisements !!! and by that I mean age old ads, that used to come on Doordarshan. Slowly Doordarshan went away and Star / Zee / Sony stepped in. Interestingly they totally took care of the Adversiment tradition.

I remember those days when we guys used to flip channels during those 2 min add breaks. Now I fail to understand, that, what was the fun in doing that but I can bet, everyone in his/her age did tat. And not even a single parent exits on the face of this earth who dint shout for that 2 min channel surfing :D

Here are some of them which I am sure can bring back some sweet memories for you.
It did work for me :)

How about this...
I give yu the theme and yu try to rack your brains and tell me what they stand for :D


1) Yeh "-------------" ka majboot jod hai ...
tootega nahi !!!!
( **rembr that Bus filled with a zillion pple on it ** )

2)Aaj kal toh bade chaahye hue ho TV pe , "---------" aur kyaa kyaa
Jee Shukryaa .
Vahaan toh kehte ho kee hameshaa tayaar rehtaa hoon , aaj kahaan hai tumhaaraa dibba?(One popular interviewer on TV ...forgot his name)
Toh yeh kyaa hai
Ek se kyaa sub ko khilaaoge( A Female )
Toh aap bhee leejiye
Arey saab meraa kyaa hogaa (*A TALL MAN *)
Toh aap do leejiye
AUR MERE LIYE(**AN EVEN TALLER MAN WITH BEARD **)
Jalaal takes out the complete strip of pouches from his pocket .

hehehe


3) The ad in which the kid runs away from home and the maali sees him at the station. The maali tells him ki "maa ne jalebi banai hai".... The drooling kid says .. "jalebiii"
He gets home and he is eating the jalebis and his mom asks him.. "abh bhaag ke nahi jaana kya?"
While eating the jalebis the kid says.. "jaana toh hai...."
And his dad says... "haan.. lekin bees-pachees saal baad"

( now that was really really sweet ..aint it)

4)
Aur yeh match kee aakhri gaynd
Aur yeh lagaa sixer
"-----" fir vijayee huee.
"-----" , khoob likhaayee
Isne lambi umar hai paayee.
Bonded lead vaaleee "-----"

5)
Meri jaan meri jaan murgi ke ande
khana meri jaan meri jaan murgi ke ande
omlette khilaoo fried khilaoo boiled khilaoo
khilaoo murgi ke murgi ke ande hi ande.

6)
Jab mai chota ladka thaa
badi sharaarat kartaa tha
meri chori pakdi jaati
Jab roshan hota "----"

Ab mai bilkul buda hoon
goli khaa kar jeeta hoon
meri chori pakdi jaati
Jab roshan hota "----"


7) How about this :
Khoob jamega rang, jab mil baithenge teen yaar, aap main aur ....

hehe now that ad definitely makes sense :D

8) hahaa and I really liked this one..

"jyada khaogee.. mot ho jaogee...
I dont care.... " I DONT CARE ...

hhaahha guess kafi ladkiyon ki favrt line bhi ban gayi thi !!

9)
"Yeh Andar ki baat hain"

hehehe :P

10)
the buland bharat ki buland tasveer .....hamara "-----"
( it was a good fmaily addddd )

11) Hum "------------" peene waalon ki baat hi kuchh aur hai....

12)
Aayi aayi "----" ki bahar
"-----" toothpaste se hum subko hain pyar
Daton ka ye dost hain, masoodon ka yeh yaar
Swad bhi dekho kitni taaza kitni khusboodaar.

13)arey yeh ..."----" nahi janta :D hehee

14)
kya tum mujh se shadee karogee?
shadee aur tumse kabhi nahin :X :P

15)Dhundte rah jaoge -----------------"

16)
pyaar hua ikraar hua hai
pyaar se phir kyun darta hai dil :P

17) now this one was really really nice...one gal dancing around i blve..
"Kuchh khaas hai..hum sabhi mein... kuchh baat hai..zindagi mein...khaas hai...baat hai...kya swaad hai..."

18)How about this bit crooked ad :P
Grandmother to daughter - "Aga kay zhaala?" (what happened?)
Mother to granddaughter -" Bal radat hota" (baby was crying)
Grandmother-"De tyala kanpativar...tu lahan astana me pun tula Kanpatat marat hoti"

hahahah obviosuly they dint say that in the actual one :P

19)KARRAM KURRAM.....hein hein hein( one ugly man with real bad teeths laughs and eats....)
( lets see who comes up with this one hehehe :P )

20) dekho bhul na jana "-----" lana

and heres the last one ( I guess )..
21)Dikhavon pe na jao. Apni akal lagao.


Current Mood: Already smilling with this blog on cards
Current Song: Teri Aaakhen Bhool bhulaaiyan ( I am loving this song )

chk this out..
http://www.dhingana.com/albums.php?value=MjQ2NA%3D%3D

I love the original song..its kinda notty.,...
and the other one ..remix is total masti..
**chk out "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMdRVZovyhg"
( I ll play this song on my engmnt in any case and make a point to get down on floor and dance )

alrite...Peace :)