Quick puzzle
Thr are 25 horses in a stable.
On a given track only 5 can race at a time.
You dont have a watch to time them.
What is the minimum number of races you wud conduct to name your top 3 horses ?
Friday, October 30, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Indias Got Talent.
Its 3 36 am !!! and I am still awake: let me say wide awake.
I was watching some videos on youtube : Indias got Talent show: semi finals.
Amazing. Simply amazing.
I just cant stop myself from watching these people perform. Kya talent hai , ohh my god. Strangely more or less all of them come from a not-so-settled background! yet they have a junoon...that josh to push the limits and do something creative.
People, if you haven't watched it as of now then pls with no further adieu, pls do so.
Log on to youtube and put in "Indias got talent" check out some of the episodes and I promise you wont regret.
Specially this special group from Orissa: Prince Dance group.
They are super innovative:mind blowing co-ordination and a one of kind choreography ! hats off to these guys.
Here is there first performance Youtube link and here is the second Youtube link.
If you are from US !!! and if you have seen the BLUE MAN SHOW !!! man o man.
This BLUE MAN GROUP here makes so much money and fame ...I believe if this Prince Dance group gets even 10% of the attention, m sure they are sure to rise and make it BIG...I wish that they soon get thr well deserved NAME.
I was watching some videos on youtube : Indias got Talent show: semi finals.
Amazing. Simply amazing.
I just cant stop myself from watching these people perform. Kya talent hai , ohh my god. Strangely more or less all of them come from a not-so-settled background! yet they have a junoon...that josh to push the limits and do something creative.
People, if you haven't watched it as of now then pls with no further adieu, pls do so.
Log on to youtube and put in "Indias got talent" check out some of the episodes and I promise you wont regret.
Specially this special group from Orissa: Prince Dance group.
They are super innovative:mind blowing co-ordination and a one of kind choreography ! hats off to these guys.
Here is there first performance Youtube link and here is the second Youtube link.
If you are from US !!! and if you have seen the BLUE MAN SHOW !!! man o man.
This BLUE MAN GROUP here makes so much money and fame ...I believe if this Prince Dance group gets even 10% of the attention, m sure they are sure to rise and make it BIG...I wish that they soon get thr well deserved NAME.
Saturday, August 08, 2009
Random
Ok guys, if you appreciate the kind of comedy in "Bheja Fry" movie then I bet you would like this too.
Check out this amazing item
Youtube Link
hehe I know its random but I just thought to put it down here.
Now that m on this video sharing point..let me also point you to this nasty comedy sequence from SRKs movies...Its not SRK playing the comedian ( I wonder if he can !!)but this motu guy..Youtube Link
Isnt that mind blowing..I literally start crying by the end of this video..Believe me for 5 mins guys and bear this video, starting me thoda normal lagta hai but by the end you are bound to cry..hehe
And now wandering of to this other video: amazing song and some simple but well executed dance steps !!!! Nice one.
Youtube Link
Alrighty guys m goona run for a quick round of RacquetBall. I dont know why I had this urge to share with you these three videos. Have listened to this dance song atleast thrice in last 15 mins.
Njoy your weekend..
Mood: FESTIVE !!! dont know y !!!
Song : Tu hi hai mera pyar mahiya....(I already gave the link for da song... )
Check out this amazing item
Youtube Link
hehe I know its random but I just thought to put it down here.
Now that m on this video sharing point..let me also point you to this nasty comedy sequence from SRKs movies...Its not SRK playing the comedian ( I wonder if he can !!)but this motu guy..Youtube Link
Isnt that mind blowing..I literally start crying by the end of this video..Believe me for 5 mins guys and bear this video, starting me thoda normal lagta hai but by the end you are bound to cry..hehe
And now wandering of to this other video: amazing song and some simple but well executed dance steps !!!! Nice one.
Youtube Link
Alrighty guys m goona run for a quick round of RacquetBall. I dont know why I had this urge to share with you these three videos. Have listened to this dance song atleast thrice in last 15 mins.
Njoy your weekend..
Mood: FESTIVE !!! dont know y !!!
Song : Tu hi hai mera pyar mahiya....(I already gave the link for da song... )
Thursday, August 06, 2009
Sach ka Samna
Having desi tv here in US has its own pros and cons...On one hand desi tv has got so many interesting things to enjoy. But that's not where it ends, I have observed this recent increase in REAL life shows.We recently enjoyed Roadies to its fullest. The masti, the competition, those meaningless fights and much more...It was all fun.
If that was not enough , thr was this other show on Mtv: Splits villa !!
One hell of a stupid show with loads of young guys and gals competing to get to the top..This show really got dirty in like 2 episodes and we stopped following.
The other day my friend told me about another addition to this list
"Rakhi ka Swamyamwer:: Yes , yes, this show does precisely what it says.
Rakhi is looking for his Dude and apparently she claims that she is going to marry the winner.Now that's a real classy act.I really do not wish to spare any more time on this show...I do want to confess tho: I definitely want to see one episode !!! dekhe to kis kis level ki harkate hoti hai yaha pe.
Neways its almost as if it was not enough, one more show has come up.
SACH ka Samna...sounds interesting !! Well it sure is.Very Very Interesting.
For those who dont know, its another 21 question-answer session: one who does it all wins a hefty sum.This time around its not the usual "slumdog Millionaire" types.
The contestant is asked about 21 questions during this show. They connect some ultra high tech devices and track his brain waves/bp/ and what now.All this is analysed to see if he or she is speaking truth: The show is "Sach ka Samna" and as you guessed if you tell a lie: you are busted , show ends..its time to go home.
Sounds simple..and yeah interesting to watch ..
BUT....
This show gets real nasty. No kidding.The questions get so personal. I wonder how come these people answer such questions.Even if they are telling the truth , they are putting on line everything they have...the most imp part of life : relations !
Questions range from
: have you ever lied in front of your parents ?
to
: Do you wish to divorce your husband ?
: Do you think your mom dad gave you , your share of love ?
to
: Do you have an affair with your brother in law !
and that level is just an average level of intimacy ! The show claims it gets more intimate as they get closer to the big buck ! now come on man...it cant get any worse.Anyways, for whatever reason people come to this show : I feel its sick.
I had a discussion with Vandita the other day as to why this show is ridiculous.
Yes it gives one opportunity to get out some truths out but hey..is that at the price of your relations ! yeah ...Show producers are milking these naive contestants.
They call in contestant that have peculiar life..very peculiar, Out of the 3 shows we have seen : all the 8/9 contestants have had very hard times in thr lives.
Marriage issues :Divorce / parents split / second marriage/ job issues and what not.
First of all I don't get : y such people show up..you have problems with your life..stay back ..relax , try to sort it out..give it a shot..if it doesn't work let it go.Y do you guys want to contest in such shows and vent out more venom for your "once close" friends/relatives...y !!!Its not going to fetch them any good..yes you stand a chance to win the lumsum prize but at what price...what use is that money if you don't have your loved ones around to enjoy it.. May god help them think and decide what is good for them.
We got really involved while watching few of the shows. This lady was filled with so much negativity in her childhood that all she thinks right now is how sad the world is and how bad people can be to her.We felt bad that Y such people show up on this show..all her family members are sitting in front of the camera(on the show) and tearing apart each others image/relation. I felt really bad today for these people.
I hope we get to see less on the same lines.
If that was not enough , thr was this other show on Mtv: Splits villa !!
One hell of a stupid show with loads of young guys and gals competing to get to the top..This show really got dirty in like 2 episodes and we stopped following.
The other day my friend told me about another addition to this list
"Rakhi ka Swamyamwer:: Yes , yes, this show does precisely what it says.
Rakhi is looking for his Dude and apparently she claims that she is going to marry the winner.Now that's a real classy act.I really do not wish to spare any more time on this show...I do want to confess tho: I definitely want to see one episode !!! dekhe to kis kis level ki harkate hoti hai yaha pe.
Neways its almost as if it was not enough, one more show has come up.
SACH ka Samna...sounds interesting !! Well it sure is.Very Very Interesting.
For those who dont know, its another 21 question-answer session: one who does it all wins a hefty sum.This time around its not the usual "slumdog Millionaire" types.
The contestant is asked about 21 questions during this show. They connect some ultra high tech devices and track his brain waves/bp/ and what now.All this is analysed to see if he or she is speaking truth: The show is "Sach ka Samna" and as you guessed if you tell a lie: you are busted , show ends..its time to go home.
Sounds simple..and yeah interesting to watch ..
BUT....
This show gets real nasty. No kidding.The questions get so personal. I wonder how come these people answer such questions.Even if they are telling the truth , they are putting on line everything they have...the most imp part of life : relations !
Questions range from
: have you ever lied in front of your parents ?
to
: Do you wish to divorce your husband ?
: Do you think your mom dad gave you , your share of love ?
to
: Do you have an affair with your brother in law !
and that level is just an average level of intimacy ! The show claims it gets more intimate as they get closer to the big buck ! now come on man...it cant get any worse.Anyways, for whatever reason people come to this show : I feel its sick.
I had a discussion with Vandita the other day as to why this show is ridiculous.
Yes it gives one opportunity to get out some truths out but hey..is that at the price of your relations ! yeah ...Show producers are milking these naive contestants.
They call in contestant that have peculiar life..very peculiar, Out of the 3 shows we have seen : all the 8/9 contestants have had very hard times in thr lives.
Marriage issues :Divorce / parents split / second marriage/ job issues and what not.
First of all I don't get : y such people show up..you have problems with your life..stay back ..relax , try to sort it out..give it a shot..if it doesn't work let it go.Y do you guys want to contest in such shows and vent out more venom for your "once close" friends/relatives...y !!!Its not going to fetch them any good..yes you stand a chance to win the lumsum prize but at what price...what use is that money if you don't have your loved ones around to enjoy it.. May god help them think and decide what is good for them.
We got really involved while watching few of the shows. This lady was filled with so much negativity in her childhood that all she thinks right now is how sad the world is and how bad people can be to her.We felt bad that Y such people show up on this show..all her family members are sitting in front of the camera(on the show) and tearing apart each others image/relation. I felt really bad today for these people.
I hope we get to see less on the same lines.
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
Chaddi Pahalwaan
This is embarrassing , I KNOW , but its funny too....so m not going to be that SHY types and post it out as it is.This is an exceprt from a story that I narrated " TRUE " STORY...today morning .Something very unusual happened to me this morning. FUNNY as hell ..but crazy like never before..I am not going to alter a single word but paste it as it is...
Hope no1 gets into this situation ever.....
Following is the chat log ....
09:57:13 AMOL KOTHARI : in JS.. for not equal to should we use != or !== ?
10:05:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite guys are you ready to listen to the funniest shi**st story of the month
10:07:11 AMIT MALANI : !==
10:07:35 CHAITANYA CSK : go ahead nikhil.... make my day
10:07:38 AMIT MALANI : bol de NM
10:07:48 AMOL KOTHARI : bol NM.. bol NM.. bol NM..
10:07:52 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite if we have enugh audience
10:07:58 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : let me start
10:08:01 AMOL KOTHARI : (to the tune of bol Lkahan.. bol Lakhan)
10:08:17 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : have you ever been locked out of your apmnt ?
10:08:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : in the morning ? at 6 45 ...am ...
10:08:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : ( **** specially when you had only BARE MINIMUM clothes ON ******)
10:09:25 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I really mean BARE MINIMUM
10:09:41 AMOL KOTHARI : go on.. this could get interesting...
10:09:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : isnt this interesting enugh
10:10:00 AMOL KOTHARI : ok wats bare minimum
10:10:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : is grp me ladkiyan hai
10:10:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahahah damn I cant blve this hapnd today morning
10:10:37 AMOL KOTHARI : boxers mai?
10:10:38 JITESH DANI : he he
10:10:41 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : yes
10:10:46 JITESH DANI : and then you went down to the reception
10:10:50 JITESH DANI : to get the keys/
10:10:51 AMOL KOTHARI : depends wat kind ..
10:10:55 JITESH DANI : ha hah a
10:10:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : not so NICE kind
10:11:02 AMOL KOTHARI : can you send a pic or something
10:11:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I wanted to but I dint have a thing other than my boxer
10:11:21 RUCHI NAIK : why did you get out of your apt in boxers?
10:11:25 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I didnt
10:11:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i stepped a foot out by mistake
10:11:33 RUCHI NAIK : vandita pushed you out??
10:11:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and BANG the door closed on me
10:11:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I knew vandita had just got in that elevator which I saw closing in front of me
10:12:07 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I shouted like crazy but the door had closed till then
10:12:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I ran to the elevator door but it was late
10:12:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and now m standing in my building lobby in my B*:
10:12:40 RUCHI NAIK : so then you sprinted down the stairs?
10:12:40 AMOL KOTHARI : hehehe... so you ran after her on the streets in your boxers
10:13:11 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I called other elevator coz Its literally impossbile to catch on stairs : specially whe its 38 floors
10:13:27 RUCHI NAIK : yes point
10:13:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but getting down in elevator in that dress
10:13:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : at 6 45 when everyone is out thr rushing for office
10:13:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it wud have been amazing
10:13:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so I dropped the plan
10:14:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then thot of knocking on my frnds apmnt
10:14:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but then I remembered he is marreid
10:14:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that idea too dropped
10:14:38 AMOL KOTHARI : man this story has a good suspense too..
10:14:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so only option was to run down and try and catch vandita bfr she gets on the bus that starts right in front of my apmnt
10:14:51 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so thr you go
10:14:57 AMOL KOTHARI : kya nikhil apne ghar mai waapis ghus paayega.. ya uski izzat ki dhajjiya udegi?
10:15:05 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : Nikhil was all the way runing 38 floors down
10:15:14 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : in his amaaizng suite
10:15:17 AMOL KOTHARI : wow... 38 flrs down...
10:15:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:15:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : RUNING
10:15:27 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : coz i HAD to catch her
10:15:37 AMOL KOTHARI : u ran.. not the elevator..
10:15:51 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : Dude elevator me 38 floor se niche jate jate kum se kum 15 log aate
10:15:55 RUCHI NAIK : elevator me log hote na
10:16:09 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and it wud have been amazing if any1 saw me in taht fashion
10:16:20 RUCHI NAIK : you could have stared at the ceiling and not made eye contact with anybody
10:16:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so anways i RUN DOWN
10:16:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i HAD NEVER TAKEN THIS STAIRCASE SO WAS HOPING THAT THIS STAIRCASE OPENS UP at a decent spot
10:16:57 RUCHI NAIK :
10:17:07 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I WAS WRONG
10:17:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it opes on the street straight washington street
10:17:33 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and that tooo: puts on an alarm if you open the EXIT IN FIRE SITUATION DOOR
10:17:33 JITESH DANI : he ehe
10:17:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i was like WOW
10:17:50 RUCHI NAIK : wow what a grand entry you made
10:17:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : no i dint
10:18:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I was like vandita to ab tak nikal gayi hogi for sure
10:18:12 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so no use rushing out
10:18:18 JITESH DANI : abhi suspense chal raha hai...
10:18:20 JITESH DANI : wow
10:18:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i tried to find another exit
10:18:30 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : NONE
10:18:34 JITESH DANI : damn
10:18:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so went up 2 floors
10:18:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : peeking business to enter in to the lobby at 2nd floor
10:19:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : So many people damn it
10:19:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:19:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I waited at that stair case for like 15 mins atleast
10:19:29 AMOL KOTHARI : i like the use of the 'wtf' s in ur story.. to depict ur state of mind.. good
10:19:41 JITESH DANI : he he
10:19:45 JITESH DANI : bindast jane kaa usme kya hai
10:19:49 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and was wating desperately to get intot the lobby when thrs no one
10:19:54 JITESH DANI : kuch nahi farak padta
10:20:01 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : haha
10:20:23 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so anways I was fortunate to time my entry into the lobby
10:20:26 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : thrs no1 !
10:20:30 JITESH DANI : wow
10:20:33 JITESH DANI : and then?
10:20:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then I call the elevator
10:20:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : thankfully no one thr too
10:20:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I was like WHOPPIE
10:20:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so get in the elevator
10:21:03 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then the task was biger
10:21:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : had to go to the front desk
10:21:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : jaha pe sab log next bus ka intezaaar karte hai
10:21:22 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so had to wait thr in the mail room
10:21:35 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : for 5 more mins hoping everyone gets on the next bus
10:21:37 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and they did
10:21:50 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I ran to the front desk : right in his compartment
10:22:00 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and M like dude yu know whats the problem
10:22:01 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN :
10:22:15 JITESH DANI : ha ha
10:22:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : he was like DUDE you rock
10:22:27 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m like I KNOW
10:22:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : asked him for anything to put on
10:22:51 RUCHI NAIK : what did he have?
10:22:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and fortunatley he had a spare jeans !
10:22:59 JITESH DANI : ha hah aha ha a
10:23:00 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : he was supposed to go out today after work
10:23:01 JITESH DANI : ha ahha haha h a
10:23:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so he had this jeans
10:23:11 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m like you are the MAN
10:23:12 JITESH DANI : which he gave to you
10:23:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I put on that thing
10:23:22 JITESH DANI : yeh dhamal story hai
10:23:24 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and thr was a sigh of relief
10:23:28 JITESH DANI : kal ke akhbar mein aana chahie
10:23:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : )))))
10:23:36 RUCHI NAIK : i know
10:23:43 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : then it was normal
10:23:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i dint have my shirt on but who cares
10:23:50 JITESH DANI : uske paas extra key tha?
10:23:54 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : salman ka dude hu mai
10:24:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : then he got me into the community room
10:24:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : whr I watched TV
10:24:18 JITESH DANI : yeh baat
10:24:19 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : played pool for 1 hour
10:24:23 RUCHI NAIK : hahahahhaha all this while i thought you alteast had a tshirt on!!
10:24:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaha you wish
10:24:49 RUCHI NAIK : why did you play games ? he didnt have a spare key?
10:24:57 JITESH DANI : nahi hota hai I think
10:24:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : no only office has it
10:25:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it opens at 8 3
10:25:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : 8 30
10:26:14 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : once i had the jeans i was safe
10:26:41 AMOL KOTHARI : lets all stand at our desk and applaud NM...
10:26:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I cant blve all this hapnd
10:26:55 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : 45 mins of drama
10:26:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:27:18 RUCHI NAIK : i can imagine you running from one potted plant to another trying to save your modesty. hahahahahahah
10:27:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I actaully did
10:27:38 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : to get in the lobby at 2nd floor was a steal
10:27:43 JITESH DANI : second floor wala idea acha tha
10:27:55 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahaha i skipped one minor detail
10:27:58 JITESH DANI : uther see elevator mein koi nahi aaya woh jyada acha tha
10:27:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : abhi woh bhi bol deta hu
10:28:07 JITESH DANI : koi to mila beechmein
10:28:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : when I got in the second floor lobby
10:28:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : woh to time theek tha coz i had already waited for atelast 15 mins at the stair case so that everyone had left
10:28:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but when i got in : called the elevator
10:28:54 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : first elevator that came had people in it
10:28:59 JITESH DANI :
10:29:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahahha so I was standing on the other side CHOOP k
10:29:12 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that no1 sees me
10:29:16 JITESH DANI : he he hee
10:29:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and as son as I saw some1 say: any1 thr : ( from the elvator)
10:29:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i did not get in
10:29:33 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hehehe
10:29:39 RUCHI NAIK : hahahahhaah
10:29:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that elevator went by
10:29:53 RUCHI NAIK : sometimes ppl dont say that and just stand patiently so you took a chance the second time
10:30:10 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahaha nahi i knew this elevator wud come in next at 2nd floor
10:30:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i was sure this time
10:30:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i jumped in it when the next time it came
10:31:03 RUCHI NAIK : did you return him back his jeans?
10:31:18 JITESH DANI : usko ek gift dena diwali pee
10:31:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : kal mast dho k return karoonga
10:31:31 JITESH DANI : bakshish
10:31:31 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I really want to write a blog on this
10:31:39 RUCHI NAIK : to wo shaam ko kaise bahar jayega? boxers mein?
10:31:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaa
10:31:45 JITESH DANI : he he ehe eh
10:31:49 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : RUCHI masti mat kar
10:31:52 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : mai hyper hu
10:31:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaaha
10:32:07 JITESH DANI : tera blog kafi famous ho jayega
10:33:02 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m mostly sure that I did justice to my "10:05:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite guys are you ready to listen to the funniest shi**st story of the month"
10:34:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m stilll in the same panic mode
Hope no1 gets into this situation ever.....
Following is the chat log ....
09:57:13 AMOL KOTHARI : in JS.. for not equal to should we use != or !== ?
10:05:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite guys are you ready to listen to the funniest shi**st story of the month
10:07:11 AMIT MALANI : !==
10:07:35 CHAITANYA CSK : go ahead nikhil.... make my day
10:07:38 AMIT MALANI : bol de NM
10:07:48 AMOL KOTHARI : bol NM.. bol NM.. bol NM..
10:07:52 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite if we have enugh audience
10:07:58 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : let me start
10:08:01 AMOL KOTHARI : (to the tune of bol Lkahan.. bol Lakhan)
10:08:17 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : have you ever been locked out of your apmnt ?
10:08:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : in the morning ? at 6 45 ...am ...
10:08:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : ( **** specially when you had only BARE MINIMUM clothes ON ******)
10:09:25 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I really mean BARE MINIMUM
10:09:41 AMOL KOTHARI : go on.. this could get interesting...
10:09:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : isnt this interesting enugh
10:10:00 AMOL KOTHARI : ok wats bare minimum
10:10:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : is grp me ladkiyan hai
10:10:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahahah damn I cant blve this hapnd today morning
10:10:37 AMOL KOTHARI : boxers mai?
10:10:38 JITESH DANI : he he
10:10:41 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : yes
10:10:46 JITESH DANI : and then you went down to the reception
10:10:50 JITESH DANI : to get the keys/
10:10:51 AMOL KOTHARI : depends wat kind ..
10:10:55 JITESH DANI : ha hah a
10:10:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : not so NICE kind
10:11:02 AMOL KOTHARI : can you send a pic or something
10:11:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I wanted to but I dint have a thing other than my boxer
10:11:21 RUCHI NAIK : why did you get out of your apt in boxers?
10:11:25 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I didnt
10:11:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i stepped a foot out by mistake
10:11:33 RUCHI NAIK : vandita pushed you out??
10:11:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and BANG the door closed on me
10:11:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I knew vandita had just got in that elevator which I saw closing in front of me
10:12:07 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I shouted like crazy but the door had closed till then
10:12:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I ran to the elevator door but it was late
10:12:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and now m standing in my building lobby in my B*:
10:12:40 RUCHI NAIK : so then you sprinted down the stairs?
10:12:40 AMOL KOTHARI : hehehe... so you ran after her on the streets in your boxers
10:13:11 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I called other elevator coz Its literally impossbile to catch on stairs : specially whe its 38 floors
10:13:27 RUCHI NAIK : yes point
10:13:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but getting down in elevator in that dress
10:13:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : at 6 45 when everyone is out thr rushing for office
10:13:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it wud have been amazing
10:13:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so I dropped the plan
10:14:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then thot of knocking on my frnds apmnt
10:14:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but then I remembered he is marreid
10:14:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that idea too dropped
10:14:38 AMOL KOTHARI : man this story has a good suspense too..
10:14:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so only option was to run down and try and catch vandita bfr she gets on the bus that starts right in front of my apmnt
10:14:51 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so thr you go
10:14:57 AMOL KOTHARI : kya nikhil apne ghar mai waapis ghus paayega.. ya uski izzat ki dhajjiya udegi?
10:15:05 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : Nikhil was all the way runing 38 floors down
10:15:14 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : in his amaaizng suite
10:15:17 AMOL KOTHARI : wow... 38 flrs down...
10:15:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:15:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : RUNING
10:15:27 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : coz i HAD to catch her
10:15:37 AMOL KOTHARI : u ran.. not the elevator..
10:15:51 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : Dude elevator me 38 floor se niche jate jate kum se kum 15 log aate
10:15:55 RUCHI NAIK : elevator me log hote na
10:16:09 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and it wud have been amazing if any1 saw me in taht fashion
10:16:20 RUCHI NAIK : you could have stared at the ceiling and not made eye contact with anybody
10:16:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so anways i RUN DOWN
10:16:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i HAD NEVER TAKEN THIS STAIRCASE SO WAS HOPING THAT THIS STAIRCASE OPENS UP at a decent spot
10:16:57 RUCHI NAIK :
10:17:07 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I WAS WRONG
10:17:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it opes on the street straight washington street
10:17:33 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and that tooo: puts on an alarm if you open the EXIT IN FIRE SITUATION DOOR
10:17:33 JITESH DANI : he ehe
10:17:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i was like WOW
10:17:50 RUCHI NAIK : wow what a grand entry you made
10:17:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : no i dint
10:18:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I was like vandita to ab tak nikal gayi hogi for sure
10:18:12 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so no use rushing out
10:18:18 JITESH DANI : abhi suspense chal raha hai...
10:18:20 JITESH DANI : wow
10:18:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i tried to find another exit
10:18:30 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : NONE
10:18:34 JITESH DANI : damn
10:18:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so went up 2 floors
10:18:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : peeking business to enter in to the lobby at 2nd floor
10:19:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : So many people damn it
10:19:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:19:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I waited at that stair case for like 15 mins atleast
10:19:29 AMOL KOTHARI : i like the use of the 'wtf' s in ur story.. to depict ur state of mind.. good
10:19:41 JITESH DANI : he he
10:19:45 JITESH DANI : bindast jane kaa usme kya hai
10:19:49 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and was wating desperately to get intot the lobby when thrs no one
10:19:54 JITESH DANI : kuch nahi farak padta
10:20:01 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : haha
10:20:23 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so anways I was fortunate to time my entry into the lobby
10:20:26 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : thrs no1 !
10:20:30 JITESH DANI : wow
10:20:33 JITESH DANI : and then?
10:20:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then I call the elevator
10:20:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : thankfully no one thr too
10:20:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I was like WHOPPIE
10:20:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so get in the elevator
10:21:03 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then the task was biger
10:21:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : had to go to the front desk
10:21:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : jaha pe sab log next bus ka intezaaar karte hai
10:21:22 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so had to wait thr in the mail room
10:21:35 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : for 5 more mins hoping everyone gets on the next bus
10:21:37 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and they did
10:21:50 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I ran to the front desk : right in his compartment
10:22:00 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and M like dude yu know whats the problem
10:22:01 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN :
10:22:15 JITESH DANI : ha ha
10:22:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : he was like DUDE you rock
10:22:27 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m like I KNOW
10:22:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : asked him for anything to put on
10:22:51 RUCHI NAIK : what did he have?
10:22:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and fortunatley he had a spare jeans !
10:22:59 JITESH DANI : ha hah aha ha a
10:23:00 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : he was supposed to go out today after work
10:23:01 JITESH DANI : ha ahha haha h a
10:23:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so he had this jeans
10:23:11 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m like you are the MAN
10:23:12 JITESH DANI : which he gave to you
10:23:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I put on that thing
10:23:22 JITESH DANI : yeh dhamal story hai
10:23:24 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and thr was a sigh of relief
10:23:28 JITESH DANI : kal ke akhbar mein aana chahie
10:23:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : )))))
10:23:36 RUCHI NAIK : i know
10:23:43 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : then it was normal
10:23:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i dint have my shirt on but who cares
10:23:50 JITESH DANI : uske paas extra key tha?
10:23:54 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : salman ka dude hu mai
10:24:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : then he got me into the community room
10:24:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : whr I watched TV
10:24:18 JITESH DANI : yeh baat
10:24:19 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : played pool for 1 hour
10:24:23 RUCHI NAIK : hahahahhaha all this while i thought you alteast had a tshirt on!!
10:24:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaha you wish
10:24:49 RUCHI NAIK : why did you play games ? he didnt have a spare key?
10:24:57 JITESH DANI : nahi hota hai I think
10:24:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : no only office has it
10:25:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it opens at 8 3
10:25:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : 8 30
10:26:14 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : once i had the jeans i was safe
10:26:41 AMOL KOTHARI : lets all stand at our desk and applaud NM...
10:26:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I cant blve all this hapnd
10:26:55 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : 45 mins of drama
10:26:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:27:18 RUCHI NAIK : i can imagine you running from one potted plant to another trying to save your modesty. hahahahahahah
10:27:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I actaully did
10:27:38 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : to get in the lobby at 2nd floor was a steal
10:27:43 JITESH DANI : second floor wala idea acha tha
10:27:55 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahaha i skipped one minor detail
10:27:58 JITESH DANI : uther see elevator mein koi nahi aaya woh jyada acha tha
10:27:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : abhi woh bhi bol deta hu
10:28:07 JITESH DANI : koi to mila beechmein
10:28:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : when I got in the second floor lobby
10:28:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : woh to time theek tha coz i had already waited for atelast 15 mins at the stair case so that everyone had left
10:28:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but when i got in : called the elevator
10:28:54 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : first elevator that came had people in it
10:28:59 JITESH DANI :
10:29:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahahha so I was standing on the other side CHOOP k
10:29:12 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that no1 sees me
10:29:16 JITESH DANI : he he hee
10:29:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and as son as I saw some1 say: any1 thr : ( from the elvator)
10:29:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i did not get in
10:29:33 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hehehe
10:29:39 RUCHI NAIK : hahahahhaah
10:29:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that elevator went by
10:29:53 RUCHI NAIK : sometimes ppl dont say that and just stand patiently so you took a chance the second time
10:30:10 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahaha nahi i knew this elevator wud come in next at 2nd floor
10:30:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i was sure this time
10:30:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i jumped in it when the next time it came
10:31:03 RUCHI NAIK : did you return him back his jeans?
10:31:18 JITESH DANI : usko ek gift dena diwali pee
10:31:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : kal mast dho k return karoonga
10:31:31 JITESH DANI : bakshish
10:31:31 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I really want to write a blog on this
10:31:39 RUCHI NAIK : to wo shaam ko kaise bahar jayega? boxers mein?
10:31:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaa
10:31:45 JITESH DANI : he he ehe eh
10:31:49 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : RUCHI masti mat kar
10:31:52 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : mai hyper hu
10:31:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaaha
10:32:07 JITESH DANI : tera blog kafi famous ho jayega
10:33:02 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m mostly sure that I did justice to my "10:05:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite guys are you ready to listen to the funniest shi**st story of the month"
10:34:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m stilll in the same panic mode
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Fantasy Cricket...
Yeah I think its about time to join the fantasy Cricket.
It was grt fun with the last season and blve me if yu want to be part of this high voltage excitement look up on google groups for "bawas fantasy cricket".
Join in and we can have loads of fun...
Its just another initiative to get people on board and look forward for some fun and masti...
Pls join once and and I am positive yu wud not regret...
Bawa
It was grt fun with the last season and blve me if yu want to be part of this high voltage excitement look up on google groups for "bawas fantasy cricket".
Join in and we can have loads of fun...
Its just another initiative to get people on board and look forward for some fun and masti...
Pls join once and and I am positive yu wud not regret...
Bawa
Monday, March 23, 2009
Mhajatla me
That stands for "The real 'me' in myself"
The marathi line definiltey makes more impact than its english translation.
yes thats the topic that my dad was discussing with me the other day.
Looks like hes upto a new venture. Writing his second book
M so proud of my dad, he comes up with amazing ideas, I wish I could be like him..
neways so this last weekend, I called him early morning: just like that to see whats going on at Nagpur and damn he asks me if he can read me thru some of his lines that hes been working on. I obviously ask him to walk me thru his thing...
and I am so happy that I did that :)
next 15 mins I had the time of my life. I was so happy to listen to him and to be frank I did learn a lesson: have heard/read this so many times yet this time when it came from dads mouth: it suddenly made so much sense.
Since Saturday, I have been trying : every morning that I wake up I try and say it to myself , out loud and clear: Hey what a nice day , Good morning and start da day with a smile and a cheerful setting !
It sure has made a difference.
Lets see how it goes from here.Thanks dad for reminding me this golden truth.
and yes I am waiting desperately to read his book !
btw, Did I not write here bfr :D
yessss mom dad are coming to US ..April 10 to July 29th !!!!
Countdown begins...
The marathi line definiltey makes more impact than its english translation.
yes thats the topic that my dad was discussing with me the other day.
Looks like hes upto a new venture. Writing his second book
M so proud of my dad, he comes up with amazing ideas, I wish I could be like him..
neways so this last weekend, I called him early morning: just like that to see whats going on at Nagpur and damn he asks me if he can read me thru some of his lines that hes been working on. I obviously ask him to walk me thru his thing...
and I am so happy that I did that :)
next 15 mins I had the time of my life. I was so happy to listen to him and to be frank I did learn a lesson: have heard/read this so many times yet this time when it came from dads mouth: it suddenly made so much sense.
Since Saturday, I have been trying : every morning that I wake up I try and say it to myself , out loud and clear: Hey what a nice day , Good morning and start da day with a smile and a cheerful setting !
It sure has made a difference.
Lets see how it goes from here.Thanks dad for reminding me this golden truth.
and yes I am waiting desperately to read his book !
btw, Did I not write here bfr :D
yessss mom dad are coming to US ..April 10 to July 29th !!!!
Countdown begins...
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