Chaddi Pahalwaan

This is embarrassing , I KNOW , but its funny too....so m not going to be that SHY types and post it out as it is.This is an exceprt from a story that I narrated " TRUE " STORY...today morning .Something very unusual happened to me this morning. FUNNY as hell ..but crazy like never before..I am not going to alter a single word but paste it as it is...
Hope no1 gets into this situation ever.....

Following is the chat log ....



09:57:13 AMOL KOTHARI : in JS.. for not equal to should we use != or !== ?
10:05:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite guys are you ready to listen to the funniest shi**st story of the month
10:07:11 AMIT MALANI : !==
10:07:35 CHAITANYA CSK : go ahead nikhil.... make my day
10:07:38 AMIT MALANI : bol de NM
10:07:48 AMOL KOTHARI : bol NM.. bol NM.. bol NM..
10:07:52 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite if we have enugh audience
10:07:58 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : let me start
10:08:01 AMOL KOTHARI : (to the tune of bol Lkahan.. bol Lakhan)
10:08:17 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : have you ever been locked out of your apmnt ?
10:08:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : in the morning ? at 6 45 ...am ...
10:08:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : ( **** specially when you had only BARE MINIMUM clothes ON ******)
10:09:25 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I really mean BARE MINIMUM
10:09:41 AMOL KOTHARI : go on.. this could get interesting...
10:09:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : isnt this interesting enugh
10:10:00 AMOL KOTHARI : ok wats bare minimum
10:10:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : is grp me ladkiyan hai
10:10:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahahah damn I cant blve this hapnd today morning
10:10:37 AMOL KOTHARI : boxers mai?
10:10:38 JITESH DANI : he he
10:10:41 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : yes
10:10:46 JITESH DANI : and then you went down to the reception
10:10:50 JITESH DANI : to get the keys/
10:10:51 AMOL KOTHARI : depends wat kind ..
10:10:55 JITESH DANI : ha hah a
10:10:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : not so NICE kind
10:11:02 AMOL KOTHARI : can you send a pic or something
10:11:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I wanted to but I dint have a thing other than my boxer
10:11:21 RUCHI NAIK : why did you get out of your apt in boxers?
10:11:25 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I didnt
10:11:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i stepped a foot out by mistake
10:11:33 RUCHI NAIK : vandita pushed you out??
10:11:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and BANG the door closed on me
10:11:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I knew vandita had just got in that elevator which I saw closing in front of me
10:12:07 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I shouted like crazy but the door had closed till then
10:12:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I ran to the elevator door but it was late
10:12:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and now m standing in my building lobby in my B*:
10:12:40 RUCHI NAIK : so then you sprinted down the stairs?
10:12:40 AMOL KOTHARI : hehehe... so you ran after her on the streets in your boxers
10:13:11 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I called other elevator coz Its literally impossbile to catch on stairs : specially whe its 38 floors
10:13:27 RUCHI NAIK : yes point
10:13:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but getting down in elevator in that dress
10:13:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : at 6 45 when everyone is out thr rushing for office
10:13:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it wud have been amazing
10:13:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so I dropped the plan
10:14:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then thot of knocking on my frnds apmnt
10:14:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but then I remembered he is marreid
10:14:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that idea too dropped
10:14:38 AMOL KOTHARI : man this story has a good suspense too..
10:14:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so only option was to run down and try and catch vandita bfr she gets on the bus that starts right in front of my apmnt
10:14:51 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so thr you go
10:14:57 AMOL KOTHARI : kya nikhil apne ghar mai waapis ghus paayega.. ya uski izzat ki dhajjiya udegi?
10:15:05 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : Nikhil was all the way runing 38 floors down
10:15:14 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : in his amaaizng suite
10:15:17 AMOL KOTHARI : wow... 38 flrs down...
10:15:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:15:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : RUNING
10:15:27 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : coz i HAD to catch her
10:15:37 AMOL KOTHARI : u ran.. not the elevator..
10:15:51 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : Dude elevator me 38 floor se niche jate jate kum se kum 15 log aate
10:15:55 RUCHI NAIK : elevator me log hote na
10:16:09 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and it wud have been amazing if any1 saw me in taht fashion
10:16:20 RUCHI NAIK : you could have stared at the ceiling and not made eye contact with anybody
10:16:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so anways i RUN DOWN
10:16:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i HAD NEVER TAKEN THIS STAIRCASE SO WAS HOPING THAT THIS STAIRCASE OPENS UP at a decent spot
10:16:57 RUCHI NAIK :
10:17:07 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I WAS WRONG
10:17:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it opes on the street straight washington street
10:17:33 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and that tooo: puts on an alarm if you open the EXIT IN FIRE SITUATION DOOR
10:17:33 JITESH DANI : he ehe
10:17:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i was like WOW
10:17:50 RUCHI NAIK : wow what a grand entry you made
10:17:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : no i dint
10:18:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I was like vandita to ab tak nikal gayi hogi for sure
10:18:12 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so no use rushing out
10:18:18 JITESH DANI : abhi suspense chal raha hai...
10:18:20 JITESH DANI : wow
10:18:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i tried to find another exit
10:18:30 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : NONE
10:18:34 JITESH DANI : damn
10:18:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so went up 2 floors
10:18:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : peeking business to enter in to the lobby at 2nd floor
10:19:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : So many people damn it
10:19:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:19:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I waited at that stair case for like 15 mins atleast
10:19:29 AMOL KOTHARI : i like the use of the 'wtf' s in ur story.. to depict ur state of mind.. good
10:19:41 JITESH DANI : he he
10:19:45 JITESH DANI : bindast jane kaa usme kya hai
10:19:49 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and was wating desperately to get intot the lobby when thrs no one
10:19:54 JITESH DANI : kuch nahi farak padta
10:20:01 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : haha
10:20:23 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so anways I was fortunate to time my entry into the lobby
10:20:26 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : thrs no1 !
10:20:30 JITESH DANI : wow
10:20:33 JITESH DANI : and then?
10:20:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then I call the elevator
10:20:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : thankfully no one thr too
10:20:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I was like WHOPPIE
10:20:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so get in the elevator
10:21:03 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and then the task was biger
10:21:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : had to go to the front desk
10:21:15 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : jaha pe sab log next bus ka intezaaar karte hai
10:21:22 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so had to wait thr in the mail room
10:21:35 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : for 5 more mins hoping everyone gets on the next bus
10:21:37 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and they did
10:21:50 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I ran to the front desk : right in his compartment
10:22:00 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and M like dude yu know whats the problem
10:22:01 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN :
10:22:15 JITESH DANI : ha ha
10:22:20 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : he was like DUDE you rock
10:22:27 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m like I KNOW
10:22:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : asked him for anything to put on
10:22:51 RUCHI NAIK : what did he have?
10:22:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and fortunatley he had a spare jeans !
10:22:59 JITESH DANI : ha hah aha ha a
10:23:00 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : he was supposed to go out today after work
10:23:01 JITESH DANI : ha ahha haha h a
10:23:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so he had this jeans
10:23:11 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m like you are the MAN
10:23:12 JITESH DANI : which he gave to you
10:23:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and I put on that thing
10:23:22 JITESH DANI : yeh dhamal story hai
10:23:24 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and thr was a sigh of relief
10:23:28 JITESH DANI : kal ke akhbar mein aana chahie
10:23:34 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : )))))
10:23:36 RUCHI NAIK : i know
10:23:43 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : then it was normal
10:23:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i dint have my shirt on but who cares
10:23:50 JITESH DANI : uske paas extra key tha?
10:23:54 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : salman ka dude hu mai
10:24:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : then he got me into the community room
10:24:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : whr I watched TV
10:24:18 JITESH DANI : yeh baat
10:24:19 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : played pool for 1 hour
10:24:23 RUCHI NAIK : hahahahhaha all this while i thought you alteast had a tshirt on!!
10:24:29 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaha you wish
10:24:49 RUCHI NAIK : why did you play games ? he didnt have a spare key?
10:24:57 JITESH DANI : nahi hota hai I think
10:24:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : no only office has it
10:25:04 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : it opens at 8 3
10:25:06 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : 8 30
10:26:14 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : once i had the jeans i was safe
10:26:41 AMOL KOTHARI : lets all stand at our desk and applaud NM...
10:26:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I cant blve all this hapnd
10:26:55 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : 45 mins of drama
10:26:57 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : wtf
10:27:18 RUCHI NAIK : i can imagine you running from one potted plant to another trying to save your modesty. hahahahahahah
10:27:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I actaully did
10:27:38 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : to get in the lobby at 2nd floor was a steal
10:27:43 JITESH DANI : second floor wala idea acha tha
10:27:55 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahaha i skipped one minor detail
10:27:58 JITESH DANI : uther see elevator mein koi nahi aaya woh jyada acha tha
10:27:59 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : abhi woh bhi bol deta hu
10:28:07 JITESH DANI : koi to mila beechmein
10:28:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : when I got in the second floor lobby
10:28:40 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : woh to time theek tha coz i had already waited for atelast 15 mins at the stair case so that everyone had left
10:28:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : but when i got in : called the elevator
10:28:54 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : first elevator that came had people in it
10:28:59 JITESH DANI :
10:29:08 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahahha so I was standing on the other side CHOOP k
10:29:12 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that no1 sees me
10:29:16 JITESH DANI : he he hee
10:29:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : and as son as I saw some1 say: any1 thr : ( from the elvator)
10:29:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : i did not get in
10:29:33 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hehehe
10:29:39 RUCHI NAIK : hahahahhaah
10:29:48 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so that elevator went by
10:29:53 RUCHI NAIK : sometimes ppl dont say that and just stand patiently so you took a chance the second time
10:30:10 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahaha nahi i knew this elevator wud come in next at 2nd floor
10:30:13 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i was sure this time
10:30:28 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : so i jumped in it when the next time it came
10:31:03 RUCHI NAIK : did you return him back his jeans?
10:31:18 JITESH DANI : usko ek gift dena diwali pee
10:31:18 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : kal mast dho k return karoonga
10:31:31 JITESH DANI : bakshish
10:31:31 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : I really want to write a blog on this
10:31:39 RUCHI NAIK : to wo shaam ko kaise bahar jayega? boxers mein?
10:31:44 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaa
10:31:45 JITESH DANI : he he ehe eh
10:31:49 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : RUCHI masti mat kar
10:31:52 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : mai hyper hu
10:31:53 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : hahhaaha
10:32:07 JITESH DANI : tera blog kafi famous ho jayega
10:33:02 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m mostly sure that I did justice to my "10:05:47 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : alrite guys are you ready to listen to the funniest shi**st story of the month"
10:34:32 NIKHIL MUKUND MAHAJAN : m stilll in the same panic mode